Attention Job Applicants

Dear All Job Applicants:

When you fill out a job application, please make sure that you are paying attention to the application itself. Little things like...can you work overtime? Are you legally eligible to work in this country? Can you prove that you are eligible to work in this country? If you cannot fill out an application properly, do you really think that we are going to trust you behind the wheel of a piece of heavy equipment? Especially when you should have answered YES to all the questions, not NO!

And when you are going to apply for a job...here are a few suggestions.
1. Take a shower.
2. Wear clean clothes.
3. Take a shower.
4. Do not show up with an attitude.
5. Take a shower.
6. I don't care if you ARE applying for a job as a truck driver. TAKE A SHOWER!

I swear I had some bad days over the last couple of weeks. The days themselves were fine, but the folks who came in to fill out applications. Goodness. I finally broke down and asked my boss to buy some Oust for the office...it took an entire afternoon after one guy came through. And no, he didn't get the job. Not because of personal hygiene issues, but because he didn't bring in all the paperwork. Now I just hope that he doesn't show up next week when I am there by myself.